Friday, May 27, 2005

World's Largest Yak

Not sure how many of you have noticed the new website dedicated the Lake City battle, but a committee has been formed to advocate for the issue. Lake City for Water Skiing Progress Committee is now the official organization developed to bring 24 hour water skiing to the "Birthplace of Water Skiing." I am now thinking about ordering some stationary and letter head for the next phases of the campaign. I'm very disappointed to report that there is still no new response from Lake City since my May 5 letter. It has also come to my attention that more letters to Lake City may be considered harassment and constitute grounds for a legal battle in which I am not prepared to fight yet. It has been decided by LCWSPC that the campaign will now take a new, less vocal road and take an alternative route. But be aware, this DOES NOT mean the fight is being abandoned, just reformed.

With that said, I'm please to announce the new campaign by Stick Figure Pirate & Flying Monkeys: lobby the City of Oakdale, Minnesota to build the "World's Largest Yak." A yak, as defined by Google's dictionary service, is a wild, shaggy-haired ox (Bos grunniens) of the mountains of central Asia. The letter to the City of Oakdale is still being drafted by Yak Committee members but will be available for public viewing on this blog soon. A number of locations through out Oakdale is possible for this grand tourist attraction that will do nothing but benefit the city. Our primary locations are either near City Hall or over Interstate 694 so that motorists can drive under the yak. This yak will be actually a yak statue similar to the World's Largest Cow in New Salem, North Dakota and will be at least 45 feet tall and no taller than 50 stories.

Possible location for Oakdale's World's Largest Yak. Posted by Hello

It's all about improving municipal governments here at Stick Figure Pirates & Flying Monkeys, from 24 hour water skiing at Lake City, MN to the World's Largest Yak in Oakdale, MN.

Bushism: "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." -Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

Book I am currently reading: On Bullshit by Harry G. Frankfurt

Link of the Day: Celebrity Tippers An on going list complied by various waiters/waitresses across the country of which celebrities tip excellent or horrible.

Cake refused to conform with advertisers hollow image of what a cakes should be:

Posted by Hello
It's not how you're judged on the outside, Cake!


Post a Comment

<< Home