Making Ass of Myself is Fun

Jared making ass of himself at the Winona Target.

I have recently concluded a scientific study that studied the effects and ways of how I make an ass of myself in public places as well as the ass making ways of other individuals. It has been concluded that making an ass of myself is in fact a fun activity and a natural pass time of Americans everywhere, other subjects of the study agreed with this conclusion. This study then goes on to recommend that any laws that might harm the practice of "making an ass of thyself" should be stricken from state law books in order to prevent injury or death to people who wish to participle in this newly found pass time. Laws in Minnesota, such as the Conceal & Carry statue, could harm ass making citizens by being shot by concealed weapon holders who may mistake these asses as a threat to personal safety. For example, in the photo above, a near by concealed weapon holder could infer that I am about to throw this interior display and harm him or her. But in fact, the real intent was to make an ass of myself. Just something to think about....

Bushism: "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -US News & World Report; January 3, 2000

Today's Exciting But Mundane Activity Jared Did: Was allowed to take a time saving detour through the Science Hall after walking back from Hardee's with Chris. Butch the Janitor was nice enough to let cut through the Science Hall. Butch then went on to advise us from getting too drunk over the weekend but to have fun.

Link of the Day: Shotgun Golf with Bill Murray by Hunter S. Thompson
A very hilarious piece about a new sport Dr. Hunter S. Thompson created.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.