Save the Future!

Our future is turning into oil!

They say these times are divided, Red States vs. Blue States, Liberal vs. Conservative, McDonald's vs. Burger King, but I think a major issue that is drastically under represented in the media and that is the use and production of baby oil. Please, help the future and stop using baby oil so that less babies are used and wasted.

Today's Exciting But Mudane Activity Jared Did: Press the button on my Sponge Bob alram clock, A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! Holy shit!

Bushism: "This foreign policy stuff is a little fustrating." -As quoted by the New York Daily News; April 23, 2002

Today's Quote from Jared's Roommate, the Nepali named Bishwas: "In India, during Valentine's Day conservatives throw stuff and pelt the Hallmark greeting cards stores and Valentine's stores." -discussing the holiday Valentine's Day (I think people should start doing this here.)

Reading on Hygrometer on Humidor: 68.5%